Sunday, March 1, 2009

To do at a drivethru

Top twenty things to do at a drivethru

1- Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2- Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
3- Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
4- Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night.Put up a fight.
5- Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
6- Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
7- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
8- Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9- Ask how they fit into that little box.
10- If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11- Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
12- When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
13- If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14- Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15- Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16- Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17- Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
19- Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20- Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

hmm.. should we try it out?

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