Friday, March 27, 2009

Funny but true


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens ourskin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouthclosed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "PsychicWinsLottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do"practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing
liquidmade with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your moneycalleda broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest trafficcalled rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, whotests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethalinjections?

You know that indestructible black box that isused onairplanes? Whydon't they make the whole plane out of thtstuff?

Why are they called apartments when they areallstuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress theopposite ofprogress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call theairport the terminal?

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