Friday, March 27, 2009

Only in America...

1. Only in America... ... can a pizza get to your house faster than anambulance.

2. Only in America... ... are there handicap parking places in front of askating rink.

3. Only in America... ... do drugstores make thesick walk all the way tothe back of the store to get theirprescriptionswhile healthy peoplecanbuy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... ... do people order doublecheeseburgers,largefries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... ... do banks leave bothdoors open and then chainthepens to the counters.


6. Only in America... ... do we leave cars worththousands of dollars inthe driveway and put our useless junk in thegarage.

7. Only in America... ... do we use answeringmachines to screen callsandthen have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone wedidn'twant to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... ... do we buy hot dogs inpackages of tenand bunsinpackages of eight.

9. Only in America... ... do we use the word 'politics' todescribe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... ... do they have drive-upATM machines withBraillelettering.

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