A lady is on holiday in Turkey when she stumbles upon an exotic
rug shop. Upon entering she find it has some of the finest rugs
she has ever seen, particularly a large center piece which hangs
on the main wall. The lady loves it and promptly goes over to
inspect further. After admiring it's workmanship she decides to
test the quality and bends down to feel the corner, as she does
this she accidentaly lets slip a very loud fart!
Embarassed by her mishap she quickly looks round to make sure
there is no-one about. Just at that moment a Turkish salesman
appears from behind one of the stands....
"Can I help you m'am?" he asks the rather startled woman.
"Oh yes sir you can," she replies, hoping there is no odor, "I
just love this rug," she exclaims, "it's the best I have ever
seen, can you tell me how much it is?"
The salesman pauses, and rubs his chin... "Well madam, this is
the finest rug in the land, hand crafted by the country's top rug
weavers, and let me tell you this, if you farted by merely
touching it, you're going to shit yourself when you hear the