A man walked into a pub. The bartender asked if he would like to
try the pub's special challenge.
"If you can grab the t-bone steaks from that high ceiling over
there I will give you a months supply of beer. However, if you
fail you have to give me one-thousand pounds'.
The man thought about this.
He looked at the ceiling.
He looked at the T-bones
He looked at the beer taps
Finally he said, " After thinking about it, I don't think I
should risk it"
"Why is that?" asked the bartender.
The man replied "The steaks are too high.