Monday, August 31, 2009

Stupidest Warning Labels

"DO NOT put any person in this washer"

"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"

"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)

"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)

"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)

"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"

"All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)

"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)

"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)

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