1. England has madcow, Hong Kong has Macau, Russia has Moscow, S'pore has 2 famous cows- 'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
2. When ur life is in darkness... ... Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.
3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or the wife.
4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted : Where's my free gift with this cooking oil? Shopkeeper : What free gift?? China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"
5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME, If u need DARLING, CALL ME, If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME, IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.
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