Sunday, May 10, 2009

Women's Personal Ads, What They Really Mean

Women's Personal Ads, What They Really Mean

Educated ... ... ... ... ... ... . College dropout
Emotionally secure... ... . Medicated
Free spirit... ... ... ... ... ... .. Substance user
New-age ... ... ... ... ... ... ..Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
Old-fashioned ... ... ... .. Lights out, missionary position only
Poet... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..Depressive schizophrenic
Romantic... ... ... ... ... ... Looks better by candlelight
Widow... ... ... ... ... ... ... . Nagged first husband to death

Men's Personal Ads, What They Really Mean

Athletic... ... ... ... ... .Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Educated... ... ... ... ..Will always treat you like an idiot
Honest... ... ... ... ... ... ..Pathological liar
Huggable... ... ... ... ... .Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
Mature ... ... ... ... ... ... .Until you get to know him
Physically fit... ... ... ... spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself
Poet... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. Has written on a bathroom stall
Stable... ... ... ... ... ... ... Occasional stalker, but never arrested

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