10 most stupid questions!!

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic... ..why don't you try it again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you??

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after many years.
Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ... you have grown so much!
Answer:- Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When you announce your wedding, and someone asks...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout... it's just the money i'm after.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- oh yes. i'm now talking to you in my sleep.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding... ...

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No, it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle... . it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!