Stupidest Warning Labels

"DO NOT put any person in this washer"




"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"



"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)



"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)




"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)


"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"



"All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)


"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)



"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)

Microsoft and tomatoes

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."He said.

"Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. " I'm sorry", said the HR manager,"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buya 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a car, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire.Can you imagine what you could have been if you had anemail?!!" The man thought for a while and replied,

" Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"


Moral of the story: M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life. M2 - If you don't have internet, but work hard, you can be a millionaire. M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire... ... ... .

Have a great day !!

HATE letter

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl... .

However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship... ...
and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1----"The great love that I have for you
2---- is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3---- grows every day. When I see you,
4---- I do not even like your face;
5---- the one thing that I want to do is to
6---- look at other girls. I never wanted to
7---- marry you. Our last conversation
8---- was very boring and has not
9---- made me look forward to seeing you again.
10--- You think only of yourself.
11--- If we were married, I know that I would find
12--- life very difficult, and I would have no
13--- pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14--- to give, but it is not something that
15--- I want to give to you. No one is more
16--- foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17--- able to care for me and help me.
18--- I sincerely want you to understand that
19--- I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20---if you think this is the end. Do not try
21--- to answer this. Your letters are full of
22--- things that do not interest me. You have no
23--- true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24--- I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25--- I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers)
So.. Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet...