Monday, July 13, 2009

Funny quotes

* If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying
'quit while you're ahead'?

* What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

* Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

* Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over!

* A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

* Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

* Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my
ceiling!

* They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!

* 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

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