CHINESE, INDIAN & MALAY Ladies
3 ladies were on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that
there was a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into
The Chinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to
doll herself up.
The Malay lady beside her questioned her on her actions.
The Chinese lady replied that if she looked beautiful, the guys
coming to rescue survivors could usually save the pretty ladies
first. On hearing this, the Malay lady started to put on all her
The Indian woman sitting beside the Malay lady was curious and
The Malay lady said that the rescuers would save her because she
would easily be identified by the glitter of her jewels. Then the
Indian woman started taking her clothes off.
Both the Chinese and Malay ladies were shocked and questioned her.
The Indian woman then replied that rescue teams do not usually look
for survivors. They usually look for the "Black Box" first!