Joke Of The Day

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist" The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist.. How did you figure that out?" The girl says, "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing!"

Stupid Lady

What a mess !!!!

Oh...........What a mess !!!!

HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS??

Remember when you last said to a visitor "sorry about the mess, I haven ' t done my cleaning yet today!"

- Well, you ' ll never say it again after seeing this!!!

Where did she sit or sleep for that matter???
By the looks of it she didn ' t move very far from here...

This is an actual apartmentfound in Houston after the Evacuation for the hurricane.
This is NOT hurricane damage.... Hard to believe there wasn ' t a fire with all the cigarettes.

Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray?














All the Febreeze and Clorox in the world...Is not going to help this mess!

NOOOOO not the Computer!!!



Notice the small ' butt free ' area around the bottom of the mouse where her hand rubbed the mouse pad and what keys on the keyboard that where used...OK...... Here come the Gross Parts!!!













I am sure She had intentions of cleaning.......But, probably put it off till tomorrow~

So, after looking at this... It is safe to say that Your house is not so bad afterall.....

Take an afternoon break--have a cup of tea to celebrate the wonder of YOU.