An aunty saw a young couple. The girl asked the boy: "What's the meaning of ABCDEFG?"
The boy answered: "A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls."
The aunty felt so sweet and when she arrived home, she asked her husband: "What do u think about me?"
The husband answered: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Aunty felt so surprised and asked the husband what did it mean.
The husband replied: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Gorgeous & Hot!"
Aunty was confused and asked: "What about I, J, K???"
Husband replied: "I'm Just Kidding!"
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Boss Hidden Meanings Employee Should Know
1."We will do it" means: "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means: "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means: "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means: "Its not getting done "At least
not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide, I am very open to views" means: "I have
already decided, I will tell you what to do"
2."You have done a great job" means: "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means: "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means: "Its not getting done "At least
not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide, I am very open to views" means: "I have
already decided, I will tell you what to do"
Monday, February 28, 2011
Learn english, this is why!
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation
training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, "When you shake hand with President
Obama, please say 'How are you?'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and
you?' Now, you should say 'Me too'. Afterward we, translators, will do the work
for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'Who are you?' (Instead of 'How are
you?'.)
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm
Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha...'
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation
training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, "When you shake hand with President
Obama, please say 'How are you?'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and
you?' Now, you should say 'Me too'. Afterward we, translators, will do the work
for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'Who are you?' (Instead of 'How are
you?'.)
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm
Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha...'
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
20 Hilarious School Exam Answers
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Monday, February 7, 2011
Whats Good, Bad Worse!
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You`re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You`re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Friday, December 24, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Funny Exam Answers
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England. These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
20 Rules in any office
1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
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