Monday, September 20, 2010

Different Types Of Pussy.. (Only for ADULT)

Different Types Of Pussy..



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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

MBA vs. B.E., Student



A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"



The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

Friday, September 3, 2010

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart - Read to the end


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

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